ABOUT MEDIA MUCUS FOR AMERICA

The Media Mucus motto is “To Annoy and to Protect.” Mucus is defined as a protective secretion of the mucus membranes; in the gut it lubricates the passage of food and protects the epithelial cells; in the nose and throat and lungs it can make it difficult for bacteria to penetrate the body through the epithelium.

In politics and the mass media, Media Mucus seeks to protect America from the slimy liberal spin machine that seeks to infect the hearts and minds of the American electorate with its radical left-wing ideology. In addition to offering protection, Media Mucus takes great pleasure in annoying the humorless lefty ideologues who can’t fathom that there are actually two sides (at least) to every issue.